Friday, September 25, 2009

A Balding, Pudgy, Nervous Wreck of a Man Learns How to Attract a Woman Through the Art of Civilized Conversation

For Scott, the art of civilized conversation with women had always been his biggest problem. He knew how to eye chicks up. He just didn’t know what to say after the first few words. Minutes into the conversation, everything would go quiet, he'd get more and more nervous then become quiet. The only way Scott could muster up the nerve to talk to women was by getting drunk first. Women always snuck away ever so quickly when Scott became drunk, he just didn't make mush sense. No woman wants a drunk.

Every morning Scott woke up alone. This was becoming a big problem and he knew it! “I simply can’t go on like this, I need some answers.” Scott thought to himself as he prepared for work. He had serious doubts of ever having a successful relationship with a woman.

He'd ask his buddies " Were can I learn to attract a woman?” The usual answer from his sarcastic buddies was, "it's gonna take a whole lot of money because you're not going to attract any women with your good looks or your sweet talk."

Scott came across a book called "Conversation King" as he was surfing online to find some real answers to his problem of attracting a women. He decided to give it a try, "What the heck" he thought, "If this works... fine, if not... I'll just get a refund."

As he read the book he soon realized... this is like going into a football game, when you have the opposing teams playbook. It’s like playing baseball and knowing the competitor's signs.

Women love to talk! "That's it." He said to himself. "Each component of successful verbal interaction is covered. From what to say when first approaching and talking to woman, and how my tone of voice can effect her thoughts of me. Regardless of what I look like, I can create a deep feeling of sexual attraction in the minds of women I chat to. That has a lot to do with the art of picking up women.”

Women love to give advice, especially to “helpless” men! The laundry mat would be a good place to get advice and meet single women. He couldn't wait to exercise his new- found knowledge on how to talk to women.


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